Hey! Guess what! I’m going to Michigan this week! Right now, even, as this post goes up.
Oh, how I wish I had a smartphone. If I did, I could use it to tweet things like, “Am sitting at airport bar.” Because clearly people need to know these kinds of things in realtime. But I don’t have a smartphone1, and my parents’ house doesn’t have internet, so I’ll be largely offline in the coming days. I also ran out of time to prepare and schedule any posts in advance, so what you’re getting from me this week is a big fat load of nothing. Huzzah!
On the bright side, spending six days with my extended family should provide me with more than enough material for future posts.
1 SOON OH MY GOD I WILL GET ONE SOON VERY SOON I HOPE PLEASE NOW.