try it, you will like it

You guys! Kathleen1, formerly of A Wedding Runs Through It and currently of Mirthmobile — who seems to be having just as long and exhausting of a week has I have had, I might add — has posted about my newest, most favorite thing ever: Dean Jackson’s anagram builder.

Kathleen tried her blogs’ names in the builder and came up with I’M. I’M THE BROTHEL for Mirthmobile, and GOD! DEATH WISH NURTURING for A Wedding Runs Through It. I, of course, had to follow in her footsteps, and this is what I came up with:

Another Damn Life = I AM THE DARN FELON
Another Damn Wedding = NOW MADDENING HATRED [ed. note: truth!]

So then I tried my full name, and I got PERKY, OILY AMEN. And then I tried the beau’s full name and got HALO SARDONIC BRANCH.

AND THEN I just had to try my ex’s name, obviously, and was delivered this shiny gem: HOT SHRIEKER PUNCH. [ed. note: truth!]

Okay, I have to go enter the names of every single person I’ve ever known. In the meantime, please please please go try it and come back and tell me what you got!

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1 I have never met Kathleen in person, but she once mailed me a Wafflehouse mug and four Wafflehouse beer koozies, which goes to show she’s damn good people.

22 Responses to “try it, you will like it”

  1. Robin Hitchcock’s anagram name is OK CHRONIC BITCH

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tootrue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. OK first of all WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? I was TRYING to be responsible and go to bed.

    My finnish last name provides the best one: I AM INSANE INK IN INANE
    My blog is: A DINGHY SYREN – yep sure, I’ll go with that
    And my dog: IS NICE, BAD SOB

    • This made me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt. I am picturing you chasing your dog through a park, shrieking IS NICE! BAD SOB!

  3. “Overanalyze milk”!!!!! My best friend got “An ale a day”.

  4. time suck alert!

    me = “gnarlier yank”
    husband = “arabic glue”

    oh the laughter…

  5. Love this, solely for the fact that my full name turns into THE INSANE LEAP.

    Awesome.

  6. baaahahaha this is amazing.

    my full name: SPRAWLED ON HER NECTAR. can’t decide if I like that better than the one without my full name: PARROT LECHER.

    my hubs: PART CRAZY HERO.

    Nina gave me the idea to put in my dog: DRY PROBE RAT. what! hahahahah

  7. Lord, this is addicting. And oddly accurate.

    I am:
    UNCLEANLY TIDIER BLISS

    Then I had to try my boss:
    FLATULENCY OR HATRED

    Then I decided to try place names (city and state)

    hometown:
    I’M LACONIC PROOF

    where i went to college:
    CIAO! ANAL AIRCRAFT

    where i live now:
    ON PROLONGED RAT

    places i am thinking of moving to:
    FAIR SIGNAL VOLCANO
    COLLISIONAL OF SAVIOR
    A CORONARY AND A GLORIFIER

    The oracle has spoken!

    • Man! I didn’t think of place names! I live in FANATICAL BARBARIAN OR AS but there’s a good chance I’ll end up in ON PROLONGED RAT one day.

      My parents live in I AGGRIEVE IN VILLAINS!

      I was born in A SEX ANNOTATIONS!

      PS, can I somehow get paid to do this?

      • seriously! maybe we should go into business, BECAUSE I CANNOT STOP DOING THIS

        my mom: NUN AS BARBARIC RAT

        my grandmother’s maiden name: JERK MYTHICAL ANUS

        other grandfather: STARCHIER TURDS EXCEL

        other grandmother: MERETRICIOUS MEDDLING or maiden name: DIRE COMMONER IN LEGEND

        my old dog’s full name: OBNUBILATE WORTHIEST SARCASM (what the hell does “obnubilate” mean?

        sadly, my dad’s name doesn’t really yield anything entertaining. huhn.

        ps. that is SO the best place to be born ever!!

  8. Haha, C’s is CHRONIC ARTISANS. Mine? PLAN HORNY JER. Not nearly as cool.

  9. Tony’s name:
    ORNATE ZANY ENTHRALS AS

    Using his nickname:
    LAZY OR SATAN (sad trombone)

    Me:
    HA HA! WARM YES

    (Apparently the warmth is ironic.)

    With my middle name:
    HAYWIRE HALO AMUSES

    (My halo is off-kilter, which is not at all surprising)

    My ex:
    RAVISHED SCOLDS
    (which I find particularly funny because there was NO ravishing going on there)

    Using my ex’s full name:
    CLEVERISH, ODD VASTNESS

    (I’m fond of the “ish,” and he’s vastly odd.)

    My Bean’s made me sad:
    IS CHEERLESS OLD MAN

    So I tried it with her nickname and came up with this one, which is perfectly apt:
    SCHOLAR MISDEEDS

    Bug:
    CLEAN SONS THRASH

    My hometown:
    RUN SATANIC ZOO

    Where we live now:
    ON IF RARE CIVILIAN

    You have unleashed a terrible time suck.

  10. Ohhh anagrams, you never get old! I really liked GOD! DEATH WISH NURTURING, as I did that one toward the end of the workday and it seemed all too appropriate.

    More!
    my full married name = IT IS HARPOONLIKE AVENGERS
    my husband’s full name = HO HO! SAW TRANSJORDAN
    The title of my first blog (whimsical, yet relevant) = WEALTHY, EVIL MISCREANT
    my brother = I’M THE NEW TOP WEAKLING
    my sister = IMPALE LOONY LIES
    brother in law (good one) = HANDSOMEST WETTER
    and last but not least, my current place of employment = RELEVANT AND TOOTHILY AMPUTATE

    Thanks for the shout out! I totally had cereal out of my big WaHo mug this morning. And YAY FRIDAYYY.

  11. BAHAHAHAHA!

    Husband’s full name: FINE AND HAND-HELD JOY.

    I married a dildo advert.

  12. “Bride Sans Tulle” = BRUTAL IDLENESS (true)

    My first and last name = HUSH ARSON (scary!)

    Husband’s first and last name – JOY! MAN US (*giggles*)

    Laughing my head off!

  13. Elizabeth Leigh Smithson=HEIGH-HO! NIMBLEST, LAZIEST
    Elizabeth Smithson’s=I’M THIS NOBLEST HAZE
    Isaiah Antonio Maldonado’s=I AM A HOOD AND AN ISOLATION
    Wow.

  14. I’m not sure I like this, unless it’s opposite day? My name is CRAB KEEN SCREECH and my blog is LOVELESS, ANAL EGO. This was a bad start to the week. I’m going to pretend that it’s not some sort of omen.

    • OH NO. OH FUCKING NO. That is so terrible. And yet I am still cracking up. But only because those descriptions ARE the exact opposite of what you and your blog are! Except for “keen.” I do think you’re pretty keen.

  15. my name= starless lie (emo high school me would have LOVED that)
    my blog= mercy if flat
    my husband= staler syren

    this is neat! think I would another way to proscrastinate my life away :)

  16. My blog?
    ISN’T HIGHBRED, HOT TEMERITY (I am seriously reconsidering naming my blog this)

    My full name?
    MUTILATE TORTURES RAGE

    Just my regular name?
    OUT! TRUEST LIE

    The Candyman?
    ACNE AND MYTH

    His real name?
    THE TAUNTERS (ain’t that the fucking truth?)

    G’bye, I have to go play with anagrams. Thanks for the time suck, Lyn.

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