list #537

Items I have recently put through the washer and dryer:

  1. One dollar bill
  2. Approximately 15,000 kleenexes
  3. A large unidentified insect**
  4. A Coors beer  bottle cap***

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* My best guess is that it clambered into the laundry basket only to be dumped into the washing machine with the clothes. Annnd that’s as long as I’ll let myself linger on that thought before I start hopping around going “YEWWWWWWWW!” and trying to brush the invisible bugs off of me OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

** What makes this that much more puzzling is that the beau is a bit of a beer snob, and would never have willfully bought a pack of Coors to begin with.

One Response to “list #537”

  1. Yep, after I find a spider somewhere, I feel like I have them on me from hours after that. Ick.

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