i’ll bet you can’t figure it out
I have a giant, hulking canister of herbal sweetener that sits on a shelf above the kitchen...
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Tag: ridiculousness
doin’ it rong
Hi, guys. Hey. What’s up? You, uh, you might have noticed I haven’t been writing much...
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i’m not sure i want to know
“At that terrifying moment, Theresa realized that this wasn’t actually her cutie...
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the only thing left for me to do is try on swimsuits and scream “ACK!”
Today was one of those days that could pass for a plotline in a Cathy comic strip. Witness the...
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i didn’t even know they sold those
“You want my limited-edition Pirates of the Caribbean bottle of tequila? You’ll have...
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Whenever I see a a “SPEED CHECKED BY RADAR” street sign — which is often — I assume they’re talking about Radar from the old T.V. series M*A*S*H.
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uh-oh, v2.0: the anatomy of a joke
It has become apparent to me that my feeble attempt at hilarity in the last post was too obscure....
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i don’t think there are enough apologies for this post, not to mention the fact that i actually published it
So, guys. I try not to be a blogger who’s like, HEY WHAT’S UP NOT MUCH JUST THINGS YOU KNOW and then tosses in a few pictures and runs away. But that is exactly what is about to happen here. You have been forewarned....
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fuck yeah, fist pump, high five
“Did she just say she wants a juicehead gorilla?” the beau asked, in reference to...
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i was nice until it was time to not be nice
This is inspired by Angie, whose recent post about an Urban Outfitters email had me going...
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