Tag: listicle

great expectations

2012. Ehhhh. I was dreading the new year. In fact I still am, because come on. A year featuring a presidential election and end-of-the-world mania? A year in which our grasp of civil liberties grows more...

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things to do when you’re on deadline

Reread the last post you published. Because you clearly haven’t read it before. Cook eggs. Wash the dishes. Put on a cardigan. Inspect zit on neck. Fine. Zits. Check Twitter. Look out the window. Lean into mirror, tweeze...

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too long for twitter

Y’all are pretty much aware that I don’t usually publish posts unless they meet a minimum of 237,013 paragraphs. Accordingly, I save my briefer thoughts for expression via Twitter. Trouble is, thoughts aren’t...

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the breaks

Oh, am I ever in a foul mood. I feel fouler than a duffle bag full of post-game rugby jerseys....

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list #537

Items I have recently put through the washer and dryer: One dollar bill Approximately 15,000 kleenexes A large unidentified insect** A Coors beer  bottle cap*** * My best guess is that it clambered into the laundry basket only...

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