just go with it
“Well, I’d better get going with my run,” the beau announced, shortly after...
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Category: jokes
how to have a second anniversary
Have you ever had an anniversary? Do you know someone who’s had an anniversary? If...
Read Moremind, lost
I guess Monday is the day that I get all the catalogs. Because I opened the post box on Monday afternoon and it was like, BOOM. Explosion of LOOK OMG THINGS YOU CAN BUY! I pulled them out, lugged them to the kitchen table, and...
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little campsite in the big woods
I went camping recently, and I gotta tell you. There is nothing like nature to remind you how...
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mallory makes a pitch
This was the first entry in a series I titled What fuckery is this, then became kind of bored by...
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a stand-up gal
So, you may have heard. Sitting down is pretty much the worst thing you could ever possibly do for...
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all the news that’s fit to print
First of all, I need to tell you that “announcement” was initially the title of this...
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why marriage
I get asked a lot about married life. People always want to know how it is. “Have you got him...
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live to serve
I had this problem where I felt like writing a blog post but I couldn’t figure out what to...
Read Morethings to do when you’re on deadline
Reread the last post you published. Because you clearly haven’t read it before. Cook eggs. Wash the dishes. Put on a cardigan. Inspect zit on neck. Fine. Zits. Check Twitter. Look out the window. Lean into mirror, tweeze...
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