holidays | another damn life

if wishes were kittens we’d have a CAT-astrophe

Posted by lyn | Dec 3, 2015 | jokes | 12

It’s getting to be that special time of year when all sides of the family start emailing to...

all hallows hairs

Posted by lyn | Oct 21, 2014 | everyday life | 4

I have been dicking around for what feels like forever with an almost empty shampoo bottle. Every...

top tips & tricks for feelings-free festivities

Posted by lyn | Dec 23, 2013 | favorites, jokes | 3

Ah, the holidays. There’s nothing like celebrating these special, precious moments with your nearest and dearest. Until those special, precious moments are terrorized by feelings. Shockingly, 17 in 12 Americans will suffer...

4 impractical gifts i invented while trying to think of real gifts

Posted by lyn | Dec 16, 2013 | jokes | 3

I’ll tell you something about the beau, he is wildly predictable. In theory this makes it...

oh hell damn no

Posted by lyn | Dec 11, 2013 | rant | 13

I have several highly unpopular opinions about consumerism that make consuming media with me...

fall in line

Posted by lyn | Dec 5, 2013 | musings | 3

I try to play it cool but confess I am not always. My most recent case of not-coolness manifested...

interest due

Posted by lyn | Jan 5, 2012 | rant | 20

I gotta be honest, I dread reading blogs this time of year. Hell, I dread reading anything this...

be here now

Posted by lyn | Dec 29, 2011 | true story | 16

This is the first Christmas we did not travel to see our extended family. I could say this was on...

rough

Posted by lyn | Dec 22, 2011 | everyday life | 8

It’s been a rough week, man. Rough like tree bark. Rough like that time you were running and you saw a tree and you were like I need to climb that tree RIGHT THIS SECOND so you beelined over there and commenced scrambling...

finding the happee in holidaze

Posted by lyn | Dec 8, 2011 | everyday life | 13

Something about December makes me want to wrap a festive string of lights around my torso and huddle under a feather duvet with a handle of whiskey and a bowl of melted cheese, and not get up again until I can walk around the...

everyone

Posted by lyn | Nov 30, 2011 | true story | 26

Over the long weekend, we cabined. Everyone ought to cabin every now and again. To cabin is to...

three and one

Posted by lyn | Nov 23, 2011 | musings | 14

Welp, here I am. Firmly ensconced in my thirties. 30 always seemed a bit tenuous, like I could...

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