Tag: beau

a decade of us

The day before I first met the beau I spent a couple of hours after work at a Wet Seal-like store, trying on jeans. The pair…

insight / hindsight

The thing about arriving at a new destination after sunset is that you’re left in the dark — har! — about what it looks like.…

get ur freakout on

It started with door trim or toilet paper. I don’t quite remember which. My first instinct is that it would have been the trim, because I…

colorado nice

A few weeks ago our neighbor rapped on our screen door. “Can I mow the front part of your yard?” He was out mowing his…

dirty dancing

I don’t want to inspire jealousy in anyone or anything, but I finally found the trick to keeping the house clean. Hiring someone to clean…

scenes from a home reno

Somewhere out there is a Tumblr called People of Home Depot, and one of the grainy, blurry cell phone pics is of me, empty-eyed, wandering the…

like science and history

It’s hot in this house. It’s hot and it smells like some dude has been sweating into an old copy of Maxim magazine and then…

goodbye

I’m walking down a driveway. I’m nervous. I think I’m in the right place, but I’m not sure. As I approach a house that matches…

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