house rules
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of Home & Garden Television programming and I’ve taken note of a few themes: Every man must want a cave. Men need caves, for they are the only places they can be men....
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i hate mother’s day and you can too
I’ve been learning to write clickbaity titles for work, can you tell? I do not want you to...
Read Morewhat they tell you
People have a lot of stuff to tell you about new babies. Everyone tells you: Is the baby fed? Then that’s enough! Perhaps this is meant as reassurance that it’s okay to merely survive. I can see that....
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the right stuff
I want stuff. I want so much stuff it’s stressing me out. Let me rephrase that. I want stuff...
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risk and reward, a qualitative study
It’s time for the one-year anniversary edition of Complaining About Homeownership, which is...
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haus report: six months
We recently passed the half-year anniversary of buying a house. I celebrated by dressing the house...
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oh hell damn no
I have several highly unpopular opinions about consumerism that make consuming media with me...
Read Morean unsolicited opinion on a current event
I don’t normally like to do this kind of thing in this space, but here is my unsolicited opinion on a current event. For the past couple of weeks I’ve seen a rapidly escalating string of articles about the...
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days of irritation
I know I normally like to keep this a sunny, feel-good, effervescent, ultra-optimistic space, but...
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all hands on the bad one
I am 100% guilty as charged, but lately I’ve been mulling what’s driving the Youth of...
Read Moreabout-face
Today I’d like to talk with you about a topic that’s very near and dear to my heart: my vanity. Specifically, my face. And the things that grow on it. Zits. Acne. Blemishes. Pepperoni pizza. Connect-the-Dots....
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to the dudes at the bar
You were sitting next to each other at the counter in what was otherwise a completely empty bar,...
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