I guess Monday is the day that I get all the catalogs. Because I opened the post box on Monday afternoon and it was like, BOOM. Explosion of LOOK OMG THINGS YOU CAN BUY! I pulled them out, lugged them to the kitchen table, and...
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I got back home from Michigan exactly two weeks ago, and my head is still spinning around in dizzy...
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I went camping recently, and I gotta tell you. There is nothing like nature to remind you how...
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Last Wednesday I was furiously powering through the television channels and came...
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This was the first entry in a series I titled What fuckery is this, then became kind of bored by...
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So, you may have heard. Sitting down is pretty much the worst thing you could ever possibly do for...
Read MoreThe beau and I don’t argue very often. But lately, when we do, it’s been about photographs. Specifically, mine. Specifically, how I hate any photograph of me ever taken. And how he’s a dick for insisting...
Read MoreA little less than two months from now, in mid-July, I’ll be in Michigan. I’m heading out for my grandmother’s surprise 80th birthday party, and to finally try to go through all the stuff I abandoned at my...
Read MoreHaving been a child raised on packets of Hamburger Helper, boxes of Jiffy muffins, and canned green beans, it took a long time to be exposed to foods in their… you know… natural states. It wasn’t until I...
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My friend’s Vegas bachelorette party has come and gone, and was I glad to see it go. Not...
Read MoreSo, I’ve never republished a post of mine before, but special circumstances warrant it this time. Namely, a special kind of insanity brought on by: This last-minute planning for a bachelorette party in Las Vegas this...
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