First of all, I need to tell you that "announcement" was initially the title of this post until I realized that it might trick some people into thinking I was announcing my pregnancy, and I didn't feel like instigating a kerfuffle and then jumping through hoops to disprove it. She says while taking a swig of bourbon.
God, womanhood just keeps getting weirder.
Anyway! I wanted to tell you things! Magical things! Wondrous things! About my blog! That you probably don't care about! Oh my gracious, look at that. I've already used up my exclamation point allotment for the day.