February, 2012

why marriage

I get asked a lot about married life. People always want to know how it is. “Have you got him trained yet?” they inquire. And…

the worst

I feel like I need to tell you about the worst roommate I ever had. So. I’m going to… just go ahead and do that. If…

lived in

I hate foundation. I hate powder. I hate how every time I scratch my itchy face while wearing foundation and powder I end up with…

possibly maybe

It’s raining here. Hold on. Just typing that makes me want to put on some Seventeen Seconds-era Cure and pour a tall stein of red…

you know what they say

On two separate occasions in recent memory, I was called upon to act like a girl. The first time came when we were visiting a…

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