You guys! Kathleen1, formerly of A Wedding Runs Through It and currently of Mirthmobile — who seems to be having just as long and exhausting of a week has I have had, I might add — has posted about my newest, most favorite thing ever: Dean Jackson’s anagram builder.

Kathleen tried her blogs’ names in the builder and came up with I’M. I’M THE BROTHEL for Mirthmobile, and GOD! DEATH WISH NURTURING for A Wedding Runs Through It. I, of course, had to follow in her footsteps, and this is what I came up with:

Another Damn Life = I AM THE DARN FELON
Another Damn Wedding = NOW MADDENING HATRED [ed. note: truth!]

So then I tried my full name, and I got PERKY, OILY AMEN. And then I tried the beau’s full name and got HALO SARDONIC BRANCH.

AND THEN I just had to try my ex’s name, obviously, and was delivered this shiny gem: HOT SHRIEKER PUNCH. [ed. note: truth!]

Okay, I have to go enter the names of every single person I’ve ever known. In the meantime, please please please go try it and come back and tell me what you got!

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1 I have never met Kathleen in person, but she once mailed me a Wafflehouse mug and four Wafflehouse beer koozies, which goes to show she’s damn good people.